Keeley Hazell still naked modeling: A couple of days ago I was pining for a return of one Keeley Hazell and boom, today I run across her 2011 calendar. Glad to see that she hasn’t completely quit being a sexy babe to scratch out a living. Hmm… aren’t British boobie babe calendars supposed to feature a heavy dose of, umm, boobs?

Sure, Keeley looks good, great even, but now this is two times in the last year (her only two appearances as far as I can tell) that I have seen professionally produced photos of Keeley that nary a nipple can be found. This is all Kelly Brook’s fault, I swear. Giving these girls hopes of going mainstream by hiding the goods. First Rosie Jones and now Keeley. Oh well, it’s false hope. They’ll be back. And by “they” I of course mean their boobs.